I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice
ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream
*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao
this accurately describes my life.
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that