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starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

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meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

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jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

(Source: r18emalf, via retiredjesus)

baluchx:

this accurately describes my life.

(Source: yellowcrayonwillow-archive, via retiredjesus)

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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